Chuck Norris


These are some of our favourite Chuck Norris facts

  • Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
  • When Chuck Norris goes for a swim he doesn’t get wet – the pool gets Chuck Norris
  • Chuck Norris can divide by zero
  • When the Bogeyman goes to sleep he checks under the bed for Chuck Norris
  • Chuck Norris can believe it’s not butter
  • In the average living room there are 1,242 items Chuck Norris can kill you with, including the room itself
  • Chuck Norris makes onions cry
  • When Chuck Norris does push-ups he doesn’t go up – the world goes down
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep, he waits

 



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